Too Online to Function 💀📶🧠

You ever just stare at your phone like…

> “Why did I even open this app?”

Then scroll for an hour, close it, reopen it again, and repeat?

Yeah. Same.

Welcome to the digital loop of doom.

Where we don’t even know why we’re online anymore, but somehow can't log off either. 🙃

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✨ Let me expose myself a bit:

🧥 I’ve copied outfits because Pinterest girlies made it look aesthetic.

💬 I’ve changed the way I speak just because people online said “classy girls don’t say yaar.”

🌕 I’ve posted moon photos with deep quotes from Pinterest, like I’m going through a poetic awakening — when in reality, I didn’t even go out. I was literally doing house chores and saw the moon from my window 😭🌙

And don't even get me started on people crying in HD with ring lights on.

Like bestie, are we grieving or launching a cinematic universe? 🎭📸

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But the worst part?

📴 There was a time in 2023 or maybe 2024 when I kept deactivating all my socials.

Deactivate → Reactivate → Regret → Deactivate again.

Did I find peace?

Yes.

Did I miss chaos?

Also yes.

So here I am, back at it. Because clearly, I can't let go of the main character illusion. 🎬

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💭 And let’s talk about the mental blur.

Even after hours of scrolling, I don’t feel better.

I feel... fuzzy. Unfocused. Almost fake.

It’s like the more I scroll, the less real I feel.

And sometimes I sit and wonder:

> “Do people actually see me online... or am I just more content to scroll past?” 😶‍🌫️

We overshare, we overthink, we over-edit.

And still, most of the time, no one's really watching that closely.

So what’s the fear? Why are we so scared to disappear?

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But I swear…

One day I’m going to delete all my apps for a week —

just to see who notices.

(And no, I won’t post a dramatic goodbye story with 12 filters and a “see ya when I see ya.” I’ll just vanish. Soft girl ghosting. 👻)

Because honestly?

I’m not being dramatic.

I’m just too online to function.

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💬 Your turn!

What’s one thing you’ve done online that you’d never admit on your main account?

Something you now low-key cringe at? 👀

Drop it in the comments 👇

Let’s normalise the ✨ digital identity crisis ✨ together.

You’re not alone in this scroll spiral, trust me.

👉🏼 Follow for more content that hits like a meme but hurts like a realisation.

This is your internet therapy disguised as chaos. 💻🫠